Popular Jokes
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Why did the cow go to space?
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Because it wanted to see the moooon!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did one plate say to the other?
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Dinner’s on me!
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Why did the banana go to school?
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Because it wanted to learn how to be a banana split!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts!
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A neck-tarine!
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What did one hat say to the other?
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You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Nacho cheese!
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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A thesaurus!
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Why don’t bicycles stand up by themselves?
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Because they’re two-tired!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Nothing, they just waved!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bulldozer!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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Because it felt crumbly!
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What’s brown and sticky?
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A stick!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
- Banana peel you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
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Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
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No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
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Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
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Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
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Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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Boo! Don’t be scared, it’s just me trying to make you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
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Cow you doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
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MOOOOOO!