Popular Jokes
🐮 Animal Giggles
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Why did the cow go to space?
Because it wanted to see the moooon! -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! -
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! -
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! -
What do you call a dinosaur with big words?
A thesaurus! (Optional — might go over better with 5+)
🍎 Food Funnies
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! -
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to learn how to be a banana split! -
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! -
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy! -
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
🧢 Silly Things
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What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me! -
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! -
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! -
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up! -
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! -
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! 🥕 -
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing… they just waved!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
- Banana peel you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
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Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
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No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
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Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
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Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
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Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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Boo! Don’t be scared, it’s just me trying to make you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
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Cow you doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
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MOOOOOO!
