Popular Jokes
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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Because it was feeling crumbly!
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What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
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Croak-a-cola!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh!
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Because it was two-tired!
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Where’s popcorn?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Lunch is on me!
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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Stick with me, we’ll go places!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear!
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I’ll meet you at the corner!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up!
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
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Arrr!
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Why was the math book sad?
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Because it had too many problems!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A bull-dozer!
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What did one snowman say to the other?
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Do you smell carrots?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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Because it was stuffed!
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What did one hat say to the other?
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Stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide!
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
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Just in time for some funny jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
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No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
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Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
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Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
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Wood you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
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Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
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I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
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Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
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Honeydew you want to hear another joke?